
LOVE/HATE
Posted Jan 31, 2012 by anonymous | 2120 views | 64 comments
OK there's a guy I know and he's about 19 or 20 with blonde hair and freckles and a lean athletic figure. He's fucking gorgeous. I'm about 2 or 3 years older than him and we have known eachother since we were kids. The problem is we have always hated eachother. This past year or so I just don't hate him anymore, I WANNA STICK MY COCK INSIDE HIM! It's really awkward though because if I ever see him in a bar or anything I have to say evil things to him and give him dirty looks and he does exactly the same with me. I'd love to have a long, bloody, passionate fight with him where we beat the crap out of eachother and then have red hot make-up sex afterwards. I kinda wish he was a mannequin so I could just take him home and keep him but he isn't so that's unfortunate I guess! I'd fuck his dad and his brother as well, also his mum and his sister and his aunt. He's the man of my dreams though. I wanna fight him and fuck him all night.
Commented Aug 5, 2014 by anonymous
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Commented Aug 3, 2014 by anonymous
S4VyLU Im obliged for the post.Thanks Again. Cool.
Commented Dec 23, 2012 by anonymous
Remember to take your medication.
Commented Dec 17, 2012 by anonymous
Reminds me of Jeffrey Dahmer, mannequin bareback hate sex.
Commented Nov 17, 2012 by anonymous
Hehe.. I think this is cute.... If he's gay too go for it.. If not you may have some problems in that department. But i understand. I hated my ex-boyfriend before we started dating. I still hate him sometimes, but then there are the times where I love him. Its that Love-Hate relationship
Commented Nov 13, 2012 by anonymous
k, I don't really care what your opinion, is, but that is not a fact. In fact, the idea of such a place as hell existing does not make very much sense at all. Where is hell, down below? Cause that has been proven to be an extremely large layer of magma. Plus, even if hell did exist, why would god let it exist. If god is so perfect then wouldn't he destroy hell and save us all. And if he can't destroy some douche with red skin, horns and a pitch fork, then screw god. And screw you too cause this is a dumb-ass comment. Also, if you believe in god and Jesus and all then, FYI: Jesus said not to judge others.
Commented Aug 4, 2012 by anonymous
freak
Commented Aug 4, 2012 by anonymous
"should of started" should be "should HAVE started" ;-)
Commented Jul 5, 2012 by anonymous
Well done you ignorant, racist prick! :) By the way you should of started the sentence with a 'A' but in all... A clever response would have been just as appropriate here as your comment but no, you had to display your ignorant mouth now didnt you? Dont worry we get pieces of trash like yourself everyday. Well done JackAss :-) And btw... next time check your spelling.
Commented Jul 5, 2012 by anonymous
And gay's will burn in hell. My opinion n fact.
Commented May 23, 2012 by anonymous
You guys are fucking dumb for believeing this piece of shit story! I made this garbage up!
Commented May 13, 2012 by anonymous
Says you. Oh, and I guess the bible (LOL). Get over it. Gay sex has ALWAYS been a part of the human experience.
Commented Apr 5, 2012 by anonymous
dude, men are for women gay men are just weird. srry
Commented Feb 17, 2012 by anonymous
No thanks Dude.
Commented Feb 8, 2012 by anonymous
Follow your dreames; HOT GUYS
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
Good to know. Best of luck to you.
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
I've written it bad but I didnt mean it nastily. I just like him but we've always argued.
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
Read your post; it is totally bizarre and in bad taste.Very offensive to the blonde fellow, his family members and the readers.
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
then why did you say nostradamus predicted id be a loser?
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
No, no I do care. I hope the best for you.
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
Don't pretend to care lol. You just want to insult me.
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
I do have some concerns for you in that regard. But it is first of all illegal to discuss this in a public forum, and most inappropriate to interfere with your relationship with your mental health practitioner. Besides, I don't have all the answers for you; that will take your professional a great deal of time with you to sort it all out. However, I'm glad to hear that your care, and good luck to you in this endeavor.
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
What's your diagnosis seen as you have all the answers?
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
You're nonsensical statements indicate that it's time for you to see your mental health professional for a medication adjustment.
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
Barns don't count as houses. Sorry to tell you that MA NIGGA. Get sweepin and shut yo mouth or its no supper and 40whips. Give me your address please or perhaps you yourself should submit a confession, may I suggest you give it the title 'All that I possess in superficial intelligence Ive payed for with my lack of balls'???
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
It's true my house is very big, but I have no room for you. I recommend the homeless shelter.
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
I occasionally log off my computer and come back on to read what clever shit you have to say for yourself Einsten. That's right. I switch my computer off. I have a life away from my computer! Slightly surprising but true nonetheless! Again, give me your address :-)
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
This is the best reply you could come up with after all that time!!!
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
YOU MAY BE GOOD WITH YOUR TALK BUT YOU OBVIOUSLY LACK THE BALLS TO BACK IT UP. OVER.
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
Ive gotta admit I like that comeback actually lol
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
What good would it do you? How would you ever get out of that padded cell?
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
I have no intention of adopting you.
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
Why are you homeless?
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS!!!
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
EITHER GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS OR QUIT BITCHING OVER THE INTERNET
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
Wherever you go look for the ridiculous in everything, and you will find yourself.
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
Oh you've been snorting your wellbutrin again.
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
Before giving me a piece of your mind, you should have remembered to keep a little something for yourself.
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
Even if you had no enemies, you would be intensely disliked by your friends.
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
You have few equals down there.
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
NOW THEN, If anybody besides the self educated negro welfare case that sucked cock to get through college has anything to say about this post then feel free. If not I think I'm done here :-D
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
It's OK that you were bullied and humiliated at school. You don't need to try and play the wise guy via the internet to rebuild your self worth. I might suggest some therapy, you're just as fucking gaga as me.
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
Again, WHATEVER. I really don't care how clever or how small minded you perceive my replies to be. I say go get a life frankly you fucking little nerd. Think you're any better than me when you're on here being just as 'impressive' as I am? I'd say you're also pretty fucking delusional.
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
I really don't give a shit what conclusions you reach about any of my comments.
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
Well we're together on that score then aren't we?
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
I’m impressed, I’ve never encountered such a small mind before.
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
So much hate over a single word speaks well of your parents.
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
To say intelligible was the correct choice of words qualifies as a delusion.
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
If this was supposed to be funny you failed. As for this little one-liner of yours having any other purpose besides making people laugh, well, whatever. If youre so good why arent you on a night course for niggers tryna get outta the gutter?
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
Clever response would have been just as appropriate here as 'retort' but no, you had to try and display your so-called excellent sense of the english here didnt you? Dont worry we get it, youre a piece of trash with a whore for a mother and a deadbeat father but you managed to escape and do okay for yourself. Well done nigger :-)
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
Intelligible was just as appropriate as intelligent. Break away from your delusions of grandeur and snap out of it. YOU AINT NO BETTER THAN ME.
Commented Feb 2, 2012 by anonymous
The correct word would be ' intelligent' not 'intelligible.' So without thinking you've answered your own question.
Commented Feb 1, 2012 by anonymous
And you seriously beleive that your responses are anymore intelligible than mine?
Commented Feb 1, 2012 by anonymous
Clever retort.
Commented Feb 1, 2012 by anonymous
Thanks :)
Commented Feb 1, 2012 by anonymous
And you're a wanker
Commented Feb 1, 2012 by anonymous
Whatever
Commented Feb 1, 2012 by anonymous
Hey girl ! If you really like him, just go & tell him. Forget every hatefulness & have fresh start of friendship.
Commented Feb 1, 2012 by anonymous
Ya. I'm with the rest of the commenters - you're stupid.
Commented Feb 1, 2012 by anonymous
There is a unique quality to everything you write. For always the absurdity exceeds the obscenity.
Commented Feb 1, 2012 by anonymous
LOL !!!
Commented Jan 31, 2012 by anonymous
Oh did he? He didn't need to predict that there would be keyboard warriors on my post though did he? DICK HEAD.
Commented Jan 31, 2012 by anonymous
Nostradamus predicted you'd be a loser.