LOSS OF ANIMAL INNOCENCE
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 126 views | 0 comments
Lets start like this.... How would you amuse yourself on a rainy day with afew cans of lager, some plastic tubing and your girlfriends pet hamster??? I say afew cans of lager, well, the whole supply for my gfs sisters bday party that night..... Anyway. I was feeling pretty horny after all these lagers, and I saw the tubing, and the hamster cage and a thought struck me! Hmmmmmm i cogitated, in my drunken stupor, I wonder if Debbie has any vaseline........ I found some, and promptly lubed up my ass and shoved abit of the tubing in...... it was painful, but oh so good!!!! Then, I did something extremely stupid, I took hammy out of his cage, and inserted him into the tube.... Lets just say my girlfriend broke up with me, we never saw hammy again (at least in his former shape) and there were some pretty freaked out docters at the hospital......
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