
Liar Liar Pants On Fire!
Posted Aug 13, 2011 by anonymous | 349 views | 4 comments
I am a liar! A hardcore liar! I lie about everything to everyone! My family, friends, co workers, everyone! And the funny thing is that people believe every word. I'm so good at it that i can think of anything for any situation in a matter of seconds. My friends at schol think that i have sleep with guys, hang out with pple that are 2x older than me, party everyweekend, dont live at home anymore, and drink all the time. Truth: im a virgin, i hardly hangout with pple from skool let alone older kids, never been to a "party", live at home with parents, and have never been drunk. Another truth to this though is that this "second life" i have has gained me so many friends at school. Pple ask for advice all the time and i totaly fake my way through it and the funny thing is that like 9 times outta 10 IT WORKS for them! Lol Here i am giving advice about things i know nothing about and it turns out good for them in the end. I love that i can get away with it, but recently it helped me realize how dull my real life is. I want to stop, but it's almost addicting now.......
Commented Jan 11, 2012 by anonymous
Hmmm... good thing you lie to their faces and not through text, you're spelling sucks worse than my ex!
Commented Sep 19, 2011 by anonymous
Hey, at least the bright side is that you don't do any of those crap like sex, alcohol! I wish I were a liar like you. I am sick of people taking advantage of me.
Commented Aug 28, 2011 by anonymous
Boring, sad attention seeking loser. Go get a fucking life !
Commented Aug 13, 2011 by anonymous
Wow! Lol Sad, but kind of funny. If pple found out they would feel dumb ass hell for believeing you, but also real mad.