Killing in the name of...
Posted Jun 24, 2013 by bobdabuilder | 268 views | 2 comments
I regularly foster and care for ill and sick animals. Nothing big; animals like hedgehogs, rats Etc. One day I was given some rats to look after as they were in an animal cruelty case and had been taken away from the owner on the spot because he was, for want of a better word, a cunt. I signed for these animals, 3 rats in all, and the drop off guy left. I went to clean them up and surprisingly they were ok. No injures or illnesses BUT I noticed that they had not been handled a lot because they were skittish. The first two cleaned up ok but the third jumped out of my hand and ran off. Que me running round for THREE HOURS trying to get him back. I finally got him but because I had spent ages I was PISSED OFF. To finish off the chase the little BASTARD bit me! He was hanging there as I tried to get him off my finger. nothing worked and he kept biting down. I quit trying. I decide he can have that piece of my finger. I bit down on a pencin and flicked my hand out extecting to lose a chunk of skin...and that is the time that little bastard then decides to let go. The next few seconds were a blur. I saw the rat fly accross the room and BOUNCE off the wall. He then stopped still on the floor. He was alive but dying slowly. Now for the confession part... I had to "put him to sleep" by caving in its head with a hammer. I then told the animal center that he died and it must have been caused by unseen injuries. Let's just say that some poor bastard got time for animal cruelty because I BOUNCED a rat off a wall. In my defense, it is the only animal EVER to die of unnatural causes in my care.
Commented Jun 24, 2013 by anonymous
Classic! Did you masturbate with any of those little buggers? That's what Jasmine would do.
Commented Jun 24, 2013 by anonymous
Damn. Thiz is a good one