Killed my girlfriend's dog
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 781 views | 9 comments
My ex-girlfriend's dog was a huge pain. A whiney little lassa apso. We were planning on getting married (but hadn't gotten engaged yet), and I knew this dog had to go, but she loved him like nobody's business! So...when she was gone out of town for a couple days, I was to 'watch after the dog.' Heh, heh, heh. She kept rat poison in her closet, so I mixed a LOT of it in with the stupid dog's food. I later put the dead dog's carcass near the door to the closet, and opened the door a little bit and spread the rat poison around the carcass, making it look like the dog had gotten into it. Guess who was there with loving arms to comfort the owner when she returned? : )
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Commented Jul 22, 2013 by anonymous
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish I could do the same, but I don't wanna burn in hell >=(
Commented May 4, 2013 by anonymous
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Commented Aug 29, 2012 by anonymous
Nice dude!
Commented Jun 30, 2012 by anonymous
Good work! One less annoying dog in the world and trust me, you and your girlfriend will be a LOT happier without that bothersome fleabag! Just make sure she doesn't get another one!