today i was fucking around not cleaning up a small mess ny mom was bitching about. that bitch. that FAT bitch. bitching bitchy BITCH! so i go outside and theres this sliding door with a puppy door attached. right when i stepped outside that motherfucker put a wooden block in between the frame and the door so id be locked out. it didnt stop there. oooh no she goes to lock the front door, and i anticapate this because this shits happened maybe 10 times since i was 15 to being the wise-ass 17 year old, still i didnt deserve these. i ripped that fucking piece of shit doggy door out and flung it in the kitchen scraping the NEW wooden floor my parents set up leaving slashes up to a foot. i then grabbed that motherfucking wooden block and with all my muscle-head toolish strength, threw that piece of shit over the fence into a neighbors yard! after this she called my dad to bitch, trying to get him to hate me like our usual back and forth "brother sister" he said she said bullshit. i tell her the most foul mouth obscenities from "fuck you ya fat fucker" to go fuck yourself, and i hope you end up in a home in a sponge room tied up to your fat fucking self of a body ALONE, so only YOU can hear yourself bitch about how unclean it is and why nobody visits. she didnt like that..then she calls the cops to come over, i packed my shit to leave for a friends house who im currently staying at :) but wait theres more.. before i left the house, i went back inside cuz i wasn't done. nooo this wasnt over yet. i went to the kitchen and grabbed those rusty ass house keys..then i went upstairs to her room..and i emptied my entire minute-long piss tank in her fucking bed under those snobby priced sheets of hers. i later called my dad to ask for cash, he was worried about me but wouldnt give me any because i would "spend it on drugs", i said i wouldnt, but i would, he also informed me about how my troll of a mom wasnt too happy about the piss all over the bed.. thats right, i peed in my moms bed, she layed in it, and im having a jolly old time :)