THE DRUNK IN THE HOLE A drunk fell in a hole and couldn't get out. A businessman went by and the drunk called out for help. The businessman threw him some money and told him to get himself a ladder. But the drunk could not find himself a ladder in this hole he was in. A doctor went by. The drunk said, Help, I can't get out!The doctor gave him some drugs and said, Take this, it will relieve the pain.The drunk said Thanks, and the doctor left. But when the pills ran out he was still in the hole. A renowned psychiatrist went by and heard the drunk crying for help. He stopped and said, How did you get there? Were you born there? Did your parents put you there? Tell me about yourself. It will alleviate your sense of loneliness. So the drunk talked with him for about an hour then the psychiatrist had to leave, but he would be back next week. The drunk thanked him, but he was still in the hole. A priest came by and the drunk called for help. The priest gave him a bible and said, l'l say a prayer for you. He got down on his knees; said a prayer for him and then he left. The drunk was very grateful. He read the bible but he was still in the hole. A recovered alcoholic happened to be passing by and the drunk yelled out, Hey, help me I'm stuck in this hole. Right away the recovered alcoholic jumped in the hole with him and the drunk said, What are you doing? Now we're both stuck here? The recovered alcoholic said It's okay. I've been here before, and I know the way out. Reply Reply to all Forward Invite Terry to Gmail Your message has been sent. Vicki Rich to Craig, ivoryking1691, Jhale, Steve, Scheuring5, 2richvic20 More options 1:54 am (0 minutes ago) - Show quoted text - THE DRUNK IN THE HOLE A drunk fell in a hole and couldn't get out. A businessman went by and the drunk called out for help. The businessman threw him some money and told him to get himself a ladder. But the drunk could not find himself a ladder in this hole he was in. A doctor went by. The drunk said, Help, I can't get out!The doctor gave him some drugs and said, Take this, it will relieve the pain. The drunk said Thanks, and the doctor left. But when the pills ran out he was still in the hole. A renowned psychiatrist went by and heard the drunk crying for help. He stopped and said, How did you get there? Were you born there? Did your parents put you there? Tell me about yourself. It will alleviate your sense of loneliness. So the drunk talked with him for about an hour then the psychiatrist had to leave, but he would be back next week. The drunk thanked him, but he was still in the hole. A priest came by and the drunk called for help. The priest gave him a bible and said, l'l say a prayer for you. He got down on his knees; said a prayer for him and then he left. The drunk was very grateful. He read the bible but he was still in the hole. A recovered alcoholic happened to be passing by and the drunk yelled out, Hey, help me I'm stuck in this hole. Right away the recovered alcoholic jumped in the hole with him and the drunk said, What are you doing? Now we're both stuck here? The recovered alcoholic said It's okay. I've been here before, and I know the way out.