Jerkin Off Waaay Too Much
Posted Oct 1, 2014 by anonymous | 189 views | 6 comments
I started jerkin off when I was 8 and now I'm 28. Right hand to all that is true, I jerk off like anywhere from 30 to 90 times a day. My penis is always sore, I always have a musty odor, I'm too skinny, my face is so skinny it looks like a painted skull with a wig on it, my fingers are so creepily long and skinny and my teeth are yellow and crooked, and I have small penis size. I jerk off so much that its kept me isolated from my "family" for so many years. My uncle just had a son and everyone knew but me, I didn't find out untill the kid was 10 years old. The kid is in so many family pictures and other stuff related to that. I had no idea he was here. I didn't even know my uncles wife was pregnant, I didn't even know he had a wife!!! You think this a god damn troll?!!! I missed 7 birthdays because of I was masturbating so much!! Guess who's birthdays they were!!!!! MINE!!!!!!!!!!!! The longest I've ever gone without masturbating was 13 minutes. It was not and still is not an uncommon thing to see me in a picture with my hands in my pants. And oh boy, they love me so much at the sperm bank! That's how I make a living that's basically where I live! I'm there jerkin off so much they named the place after me and since 90 percent of the women leaving outta there are leaving with my sperm I sometimes take off on the weekends... My life..
Commented Oct 13, 2014 by anonymous
That's hot fuck society and jack your life away jacking off a lot is awesome
Commented Oct 1, 2014 by anonymous
I bet if we met and I put my dick in your ass and my lips on your skinny neck would give you intense pleasure while you jack off and I would love to take your small cock deep in my ass till you cum deep inside me a few times. Then we could lay in my bed and kiss and suck on your neck till we go again inside each other. I love skinny slender boys
Commented Oct 1, 2014 by anonymous
If this ain't a troll, you're hands down a sad fucking piece of shit. Gross motherfucker. Cunt. Sad nobody whose a disgrace to all of mankind. Kifflom brother brother.
Commented Oct 1, 2014 by anonymous
LOL!! Me too!! I'm still rolling!!
Commented Oct 1, 2014 by anonymous
This shit made me laugh
Commented Oct 1, 2014 by anonymous
Yep. This is a troll.