International Incidents!
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 90 views | 0 comments
I find Canadians to be deliriously sexy. I can't tell why. I once had a Canadian chase me around a kitchen buffet and even though my virtue was in danger, I didn't feel much like running away. Maybe I have a virus that's weakening my resistence, but I have terrible trouble controlling myself when I hear 'Eh'. I may have to duct tape rolls of Hefty bags around me and wear fifty pairs of over-alls to stave off assimilation. Nah! Who am I kidding! I'm a goner! haha! Sorry Ma!
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