Immature Slob for a Roommate
Posted Nov 24, 2011 by anonymous | 742 views | 2 comments
My filthy, lazy roommate never picks up after herself and leaves her stuff lying around everywhere. So when she needs something, she usually can't find it. But I found her diamond pendant, and the next day, I sold it for a lot of cash. The money bought me a nice new wardrobe. It will take her months before she even realizes that her jewelery is missing. By then I'll be living somewhere else. She's so dense; she thinks I wasn't on to her toilet tricks. I'm always several moves ahead of her. She's what one would politely call Intellectually Challenged.
Commented Nov 26, 2011 by anonymous
Read her previous post.
Commented Nov 26, 2011 by anonymous
toilet tricks ? PLEASE elaborate.. lol