I'm on my period, give me a break!
Posted Nov 27, 2013 by anonymous | 535 views | 13 comments
One could say I've had a hard couple of weeks at the office. I've dealt with the bullshit and backlash of power plays and office politics, and one small mistake landed me in the middle of it all. I coped with the stress and the drama of what happened, finally able to deal with it and move on. However today was a major slip of mind, maybe even more of a mind fuck to be exact. As the blood all rushed to my face and my ears burnt up, all I could hear was "How could someone forget?" "That's disgusting" "How dirty, who was it!?". Sure enough I was on my period, and went to the bathroom to change. So maybe I was distracted, wanted to get out of the office and go to lunch. I had forgotten what I was there for. I adjusted my suit, made sure everything was in its place, flushed the toilet, washed my hands and walked out of the office. Hours later it happened. I drowned in shame and died of embarrasment. A company wide email had been issued reminding employees of hygiene and cleanliness, along with the comment for the woman who had left her dirty pad in the bathroom to remove it. That's right, I had left my dirty pad on top of the trash can, wrapped in its former wrapper, but a dirty pad none the less. I died. All the women gossiped and tried to figure out who it was. I died a little more. I joined in the female gossip chain condemming the person who had done it, wondering who could forget. IT WAS ME!! YES, I HAVE MY PERIOD, I FORGOT! Sometimes you forget things, not something you want to forget, but I forgot! It was later removed by a polite cleaner. I died for a third time.
Commented Feb 6, 2014 by anonymous
Pfff small mistake, so what? I would have done the same with the gossiping, etc. :) Allthough I think it wouldn't be such a problem in the company I am working for
Commented Nov 28, 2013 by anonymous
you are looking for someone to earn their redwings with you huh? if you are appealing I will eat and lick your pussy on the rag ,, fuck yes I will pull the string with my.teeth.and play.tug of war I must.before I pleasure you.
Commented Nov 28, 2013 by anonymous
You must keep the cleanliness in your office.
Commented Nov 27, 2013 by anonymous
Hes deffinatly Gay... hes jealous of you females!!
Commented Nov 27, 2013 by anonymous
Like a female can help being on her period. It's mother nature you asshole. Signed, Another annoyed female on her period.
Commented Nov 27, 2013 by anonymous
typical gay talk lol
Commented Nov 27, 2013 by anonymous
very true
Commented Nov 27, 2013 by anonymous
Guess you have your period....
Commented Nov 27, 2013 by anonymous
you just hate because your parents never loved you
Commented Nov 27, 2013 by sabith15
Get the fuck off your rag. Nothing is worse than a woman on her rag. Nobody wants to be around a bloody mess.
Commented Nov 27, 2013 by anonymous
not a big deal dear. take it easy.
Commented Nov 27, 2013 by anonymous
Oh baby daddy will throw your pads away for you ,.mmmmm
Commented Nov 27, 2013 by anonymous
Finally we know now who did it.. You will be reported at once...lol Just kidding ya ;-) Why such a big issue jeezzz when i had seen it i had taken a bit toilet paper throwed it away and maybe i had thought YUK... no big deal further as far as i can see (and im a man)... stupid ppl on the office :-) Guess when they found out you did it you can better find a new job.. Gr. DG