I'm in a relationship with a snail.
Posted Nov 30, 2013 by anonymous | 424 views | 8 comments
One day I was walking by a pond and I was struck with awe as this beautiful thing slithered by. It was a snail. It's spirit called to me, and she introduced herself. Her name is Rosalita and she is the most beautiful creature I have ever seen. I'm sad because I think she's going to die soon. I don't know how to express my sexual love to this snail and truly be intimate with her. Time is running out. HELP!!
Commented Dec 5, 2013 by anonymous
says the genius who doesn't know the difference between your and you're. Hint its the one that looks like the words you are combined! Fuck face
Commented Dec 2, 2013 by anonymous
You need a psychiatrist badly.
Commented Dec 1, 2013 by anonymous
If she dies, you may fuck sabith15. He has the mind of a snail.
Commented Nov 30, 2013 by sabith15
Mind your own business bitch
Commented Nov 30, 2013 by anonymous
leave this person love who the fuck they want to love. u shit
Commented Nov 30, 2013 by sabith15
Your stupid
Commented Nov 30, 2013 by anonymous
YOUR FUCKED!!!!!!!
Commented Nov 30, 2013 by anonymous
stick ur dick in her. fuck her until u make her extra slimy. then with all ur force break her shell with ur penis. hope she gets pregnant. so u can fuck ur daughters too.