Me too. My cat is more interesting and kinder than most humans.

You're seriously need fucking help if you are in love with you're cat. What do you do,fuck it up the ass. Of course you do you sicko pervo !

You wouldn't have to adopt if you hadn't neutered the cat.

Cinderella was now 105 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat called Alan for companionship. One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother. Cinderella said 'Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?' The Fairy Godmother replied 'Well Cinderella, since you have lived a good, wholesome life since we last met, I have decided to grant you 3 wishes. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?' Cinderella is taken aback, overjoyed and after some thoughtful consideration and almost under her breath she uttered her first wish: 'I wish I was wealthy beyond comprehension.' Instantly, her house was turned into solid gold. Cinderella was stunned. Alan, her old faithful cat, jumped off her lap and scampered to the edge of the porch, quivering with fear. Cinderella said 'Oh thank you, Fairy Godmother'. The Fairy Godmother replied 'It is the least I can do. What does your heart wish for your second wish?' Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said: 'I wish I was young and full of the beauty of youth again'. At once, her wish having been desired, became reality, and her beautiful youthful visage had returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years and long forgotten vigor and vitality began to course through her very soul. Then the Fairy Godmother again spoke 'You have one more wish, what shall you have?' Cinderella looked over to the frightened cat in the corner and said: 'I wish you to transform Alan my old cat into a beautiful and handsome young man'. Magically, Alan suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up, that when complete he stood before her, a man, so masculine the like of which she nor the world had ever seen. The Fairy Godmother again spoke: 'Congratulations, Cinderella. Enjoy your life.' And, with a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, she was gone. For a few eerie moments, Alan and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most stunningly perfect man she had ever seen. Then Alan walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, and held her close in his young muscular arms. He leaned in close, and into her ear breathed as much as whispered, moving her golden hair with his breath, 'I bet you regret having me neutered now, don't you?'

what's wrong?? u never heard of someone loving there pet more than a human. Anyway he's not my pet. We communicate very well he's my soulmate. (cat's have souls too u know.) I even found someone to make it all official in the fall. Well most likely adopt a litter of kits once we tie the knot. I can't wait for the big day...

huumm, had a hamster once, but I'm not gonna tell...that one

What the hell?

are you intimate together?

I'll bet your a good mouser too.

Glad you love your pet but an animal is no substitute for a human husband. One is not better than the other per se, just different. However, be careful not to become a crazy cat lady!

loool this is funny, but actually you can become the first one in the world. but is it allowed by the law?