I WANT TO KILL MY MOM
Posted Sep 17, 2014 by The writer | 121 views | 0 comments
Omg so my mom got a new phone and its super cool. But it has SUCH A FUCKING ANNOYING RINGTONE she gets a lot of texts and the tone is a whistling sound. I swear if she doesn't chage that fucker soon I'm gonna shoot her fucking phone and then myself! (£xaggeration) But it feels like it. I'm going to steal her phone, tie it up and hang it over a tank of sharks. Then I'll drop it in but it won't get wet cuz it's. a glass tank/lid so it'll crack and then ill dip it in water and light it on fire and then save it by dumping it in freaking water and burn it again. Then Iwill put it in quicksand and save it then drown it again then burn it again and then ill curse at it cuz its annoying! As i said before, i hate that ringtone.
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