I want to hunt... Primates.
Posted Nov 17, 2011 by anonymous | 804 views | 6 comments
I find myself wanting to grab my Mosin Nagant and pick off monkeys. I don't mean the cute little Capuchins, either. I'm talking Chimpanzees. In the trees or at the zoo, it doesn't matter to me. I just want to see them fall over. Is that weird? Let me know if you have these same desires. I can't tell if it's normal or not. I mean, I do feel kinda bad after I do it, but it's the same kind of feeling as when you step on a squirrel's head or throw an armadillo through your neighbor's floor-to-ceiling window... Anyway, someone give me some feedback on this. (Also, on a related note, I'm wanting to try different types of ammo on our primate brethren. Any suggestions? I've already used Target, +P, and Hollow Point... I'm wondering if I should spring for some Armor Piercing rounds, or just stick with my order of incendiary rounds.)
Commented Jul 29, 2012 by anonymous
i hate monkeys, especially chimps, would use a colt 45. if i was to hunt them
Commented Jun 20, 2012 by anonymous
I just shot a big white polar bear with 44. Mag I filled the hollow points with some serious material One shot one drop
Commented Dec 6, 2011 by anonymous
You mean like when your boyfriend looks at a masculine guy.
Commented Nov 28, 2011 by anonymous
I don't know what trolling is but you need an attitude adjustment. Might I suggest punching a Macaw right in the beak? That helps me when I'm grumpy...
Commented Nov 18, 2011 by anonymous
This is not a good day for trolling so fuck off
Commented Nov 18, 2011 by anonymous
I think you should use your bare ass.