I Theenk
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 125 views | 0 comments
Peuple-a vunder vhy zeere-a ere-a su muny veurd seede-a iffffects tu pregnuncy. Bork bork bork! It's prubebly becoose-a pregnuncy itselff is veurd. Bork bork bork! Tell me-a thet iff yuoo merged yuoor beeulugicel metter veet unuzeer persun, it vuooldn't du veurd theengs. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Vhee a pregnunt vumun gets reelly tured in zee meeddle-a ooff zee dey, I theenk it's becoose-a zee beby vunts tu gu tu sleep, und he's tured ooff beeeng justled eruoond vheele-a Mum's velkeeng eruoond iferyvhere-a, su he-a sends tured feebes thruoogh zee umbeelicel curd. Bork bork bork! Iff a pregnunt vumun gets unnetoorelly shurt ooff breet, hey, she's nut zee oonly oone-a needeeng thet eur. Zee beby's prubebly dueeng celcooloos prublems oon zee vumb vell und needs zee ixtra ooxygee tu fooel ell thet mentel ecteefity. Bork bork bork! Iff zee vey pregnunt vumee get shurt ooff breet is uny indeeceshun, bebeees moost du a lut ooff edfunced mezeemeteecel reseerch, boot seence-a zeeur memureees eren't defeluped yet, zeey dun't remember it, und in zee prucess ooff geefing burt, vell, zeey hefe-a tu leefe-a zeeur nutes beheend. Bork bork bork! Boot merk my vurds. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zee veesdum ooff zee eges is reeght zeere-a oon zee inseede-a ooff used vumbs. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Ve-a joost nefer theenk tu luuk.
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