I shit unicorns
Posted Jun 8, 2013 by anonymous | 258 views | 2 comments
The title says it all (or most of it anyway). Everytime I poop I poop unicorns. Their horns hurt my butthole when they come out, they're all ridgey and shit. When this happens my head swims and I start to cry except I cry glitter and not tears because I'm a pansy assed faggot. P.S. I'm drunk as fuck. Sorry.
Commented Jun 8, 2013 by anonymous
Sheeting on Unicorn is not a good thing.
Commented Jun 8, 2013 by anonymous
lol what did I just read. Hope you feel better in the morning though. You may want to lay off the drinks though.