
I sharted...
Posted Jul 17, 2012 by DiamondDave | 601 views | 4 comments
I was on a date a few years back. We went to this nice sushi restaurant in a good part of the city. The girl I took out was a very nice lovely girl who seemed to enjoy my company. I had diarrhea all day before hand but it seemed to be calming down before the date. While we were eating I had to fart really really bad, so I excused myself and went to the bathroom. Unfortunately the feeling went away, so I returned to dinner and unfortunately the feeling came back. The restaurant was really crowded so I figured I could let one slip and blame it on the people around us. I ended up sharting. It was the first time in my life I had ever done that. I literally shit in my pants. So I excused myself and went to the bathroom the asses the situation. When I got in the stall I immediately took my pants off. When I pulled my underwear down I was horrified. I took the underwear off and threw them in the toilet. Luckily the bathroom had fancy wet naps in the stalls. As I flushed the toilet it began to overflow. I fled the bathroom and returned to find my date had finished eating and paid for the check. The waiter had talked to her and was afraid I had gotten food poisoning. He presented me with a 20 dollar gift card and invited us to sit at the bar for drinks on the house. I didn't want to appear suspicious so I agreed to one drink. We had just finished the drink, when another customer ran from the bathroom and announced to the sushi chef "Your bathroom is full off shit water". The waiter went to see what was going on and returned telling the chef, "Get mop, toilet over flow". I got my date to agree to leave when our waiter looked at us and shot me a look. The water was actually leaking from the bathroom door and covering the floor near tables in the back of the sushi bar. I have never eaten in that place since.
Commented Mar 15, 2014 by anonymous
Take her camping an fuck her as hard as you can haha
Commented Jul 18, 2012 by anonymous
What a great service by that restaurant. You should recommended to all.
Commented Jul 17, 2012 by anonymous
They had the chef CLEAN IT? I hope he washed his hands.
Commented Jul 17, 2012 by anonymous
Every waiter in the world hates you now.