I said this to a girl I like on facebook
Posted Aug 8, 2013 by anonymous | 401 views | 9 comments
I have a proposition for you. Would you like to have all the sexuality of a relationship without any worries or attachments? Would you like to be manhandled and thrown around like a rag doll? Would you like you're nipples used as a chew toy? Would you like 8 1/2 inches of manhood steel shoved into you deep? Ravaged roughly and relentlessly? Would you like to experience orgasm galore? My shaft makes one orgasm multiply. Would you like to scissor lock you're legs around my face? The only way they release is by unlocking the magical muff box with my tongue key. Would you like to fornicate while tied in ropes, blindfolded and choked? Well congratulations you have won yourself you're very own fuck buddy! In order to claim this limited time offer you must first go to my house. Bring a can of whip cream and I will provide the strawberry's. She got pissed off though. I don't understand. =/
Commented Sep 6, 2013 by anonymous
even if she was a freak..that doesn't sound sexy.... it sounds more like an old creep rapist
Commented Aug 11, 2013 by anonymous
Lol, it depends on the girl if she like pervyness or not....clearly, SHE didn't! XD
Commented Aug 9, 2013 by anonymous
You should not talk with girls like that.
Commented Aug 8, 2013 by anonymous
it was almost perfect. just a little to Douchy. ask seriously the odds that if she fucked 10 guys how many times she would cum.. I've heard its usually about 1/4 of the time.. boys are lazy and usually just spasm and roll over and apologize for sucking.. promos her that she will get off first.. gentleman knows a lady cums first
Commented Aug 8, 2013 by anonymous
I bet she really liked it secretly. You need to keep sending her shit like that along with photos of your cock.
Commented Aug 8, 2013 by anonymous
Needle Dick nigger
Commented Aug 8, 2013 by anonymous
Bwahahahaha! "Manhood steel"? God, that is funny ass-shit! Doubtful you got more than 3" fully erect. We shall call you "pencil dick" from now on.
Commented Aug 8, 2013 by anonymous
You got pervy no real Girl likes that dumbass.
Commented Aug 8, 2013 by anonymous
You got pervy no real Girl likes that dumbass.