I Queefed on a cop I don't know what to do!!
Posted Nov 4, 2014 by anonymous | 418 views | 12 comments
Me and my friend Katie were doing drive by queefs out the car of her window and I was queefin on people when suddenly I accidentally queefed on a police man he was yawning at the time and the queef went in his mouth and I saw him gag a little I could tell it must not have tasted very good cuz he started throwing up right afterwards. I think he might have followed the trail of queefs to my house because there's a bunch of Police cars down the street and i didn't notice them until after i was done fingering my wet pussy I do love rubbing my pussy...I do it several times a day while watching porn. I use toys or my fingers. I love the smell and the taste of my pussy. and i was tasting it when i accidentally queefed and i noticed that there were police cars looking for me and i don't know what to do!!!
Commented Nov 6, 2014 by anonymous
rofl!!!
Commented Nov 6, 2014 by anonymous
not before i kill you
Commented Nov 5, 2014 by anonymous
And I am going to cut your fucking dick off.
Commented Nov 5, 2014 by anonymous
"out the car of her window" - LOL too much
Commented Nov 5, 2014 by anonymous
lol tf is this shit?
Commented Nov 5, 2014 by anonymous
That first sentence is easily the greatest thing I've ever read on this website. It could even be argued that it may be the greatest thing I've ever read period. Gold. Comedy goddamn gold. Please start writing movies or television shows or something.
Commented Nov 4, 2014 by anonymous
Xd this is hilarious :)
Commented Nov 4, 2014 by anonymous
bitch imma fucking jizz in yo face
Commented Nov 4, 2014 by anonymous
sigh
Commented Nov 4, 2014 by anonymous
And a bigger fuck you to you ass hole. Stupidest bunch of shit I have read here in a long time. You deserve to be killed. Please tell us your address so I can bomb your house.
Commented Nov 4, 2014 by anonymous
fuck you bitch
Commented Nov 4, 2014 by anonymous
OMFG...incredibly stupid. If you're gonna put a stupid confession on here, then at least put some thought into it...