I lie for no reason
Posted Nov 29, 2014 by anonymous | 209 views | 4 comments
Sometimes I lie for no reason. When I was younger I would spend up to three hours telling my mother a made up story and surprisingly enough everybody I lied to where convinced. I had my whole entire third grade class believing that I was done rich part Native American guy that spent ten hours a day four times my body weight. They even believed that I was a Karate master with a black belt so high of a degree that it has gold glittered on it. Why I do this I have no ideas! I just make shit up! I know for sure I've told more lies than a house full of Panokios! In fact Panokio doesn't have shit on me! I've sometimes gotten myself in trouble because of a RANDOM lie! I once told my 8th grade teacher that I can break 30 birds in under 10 seconds. One day I came to class and there where boards set up. The whole class wanted a demonstration!!!! Let's just say a liar was exposed. To be honest with you I just lied about 90 percent of the shit I just said... Fuck! I just lied about that! Fuck!!!! I lied about lying!!!!!!
Commented Nov 29, 2014 by anonymous
Pfft. People know you lie lol. No harm done. You will not be taken serious though.
Commented Nov 29, 2014 by anonymous
That is cool cool you are the man fuck I can lie too
Commented Nov 29, 2014 by anonymous
Shit! I was lying so hard I left out shit on here!!!!!! Lol
Commented Nov 29, 2014 by anonymous
I lie for no reason too!