
I have AIDS...
Posted Aug 28, 2013 by anonymous | 266 views | 5 comments
This'morning i woke up to a call from my doctor telling me that im HIV-ALADEEN. Some of you may be thinking that this is complete bullshit. But its not. I got AIDS for having sex with my pet Snapping Turtle. Yes i have issues but you know i enjoy having sex with animals like most people(most will not admit it tho). The sex with the Turtle was amazing the problem was it had deises and shit and now im HIV-ALADEEN. :'(
Commented Aug 29, 2013 by anonymous
LMAO!!
Commented Aug 28, 2013 by anonymous
r00d.
Commented Aug 28, 2013 by anonymous
Well that was Fuckin rude
Commented Aug 28, 2013 by anonymous
good. rot in hell shit stain.
Commented Aug 28, 2013 by anonymous
i feel very ALADEEN for you man.