I fart in elevators
Posted Sep 26, 2012 by anonymous | 540 views | 12 comments
I get excitement by following a hot chick into an elevator in a tall building, then selecting floor that is one below the floor that she selected. Then as we are ascending, I let a big ol' smelly ball of gas go. Then I stand back and see how long they can last on the ride up. I'm amazed at how many enjoy the entire ride with only a minimal amount of nervousness. I usually stare straight at their boobs or ass and say nothing, just smile politely.
Commented Dec 14, 2012 by anonymous
OMG, this is my fantasy, too. Not so sure about the staring at their ass but otherwise it makes a lot of scents (get it)?
Commented Nov 16, 2012 by anonymous
I wanna pass gas in an elevator too. I'm tired of just ripp
Commented Nov 8, 2012 by anonymous
Hottest post EVER!
Commented Oct 14, 2012 by anonymous
Do you have a favorite beer or chili that helps you to stench the elevator? My gf makes a killer bean-chili that gives me gas for five days!
Commented Oct 6, 2012 by anonymous
And here I thought I was the only one who farted in elevators. Glad to see that others enjoy it too!
Commented Oct 2, 2012 by anonymous
Damn, this discussion is making me horny!
Commented Sep 29, 2012 by anonymous
What kind of fart works best? A "silent but deadly" one, or one that just rips and snorts?! Please do tell!
Commented Sep 28, 2012 by anonymous
hahahah ! funniest shit ever.
Commented Sep 27, 2012 by anonymous
Eewwww!
Commented Sep 27, 2012 by anonymous
I think you meant stinky sex, not steamy sex
Commented Sep 27, 2012 by anonymous
whats the next step? emergency stopping the elevator, pulling down your pants and having a massive shit on their shoes? that would be cool. might lead to steamy sex
Commented Sep 27, 2012 by anonymous
It is very bad habit. Stop it right away.