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I did my cat

Posted Jan 20, 2013 by anonymous | 379 views | 11 comments

  • Commented Jan 22, 2013 by anonymous

    ahahahahahahah......)))))))) NEXT TIME TRY A DOOR KNUB

  • Commented Jan 20, 2013 by anonymous

    I don't believe a word of what you said.

  • Commented Jan 20, 2013 by anonymous

    “Does that feel nice? Where can I get a keffoople?”

    Is that an Afghan/Poodle cross?

  • Commented Jan 20, 2013 by anonymous

    “Hih spilling issues made me laugh so muck I almost forgot my kepoofle is sticking my duck!”

    Does that feel nice? Where can I get a keffoople?

  • Commented Jan 20, 2013 by anonymous

    “A curse on auto-spelling-correction! 'movie' should have been 'moggie' and 'taking' should've been 'talking'!”

    Hih spilling issues made me laugh so muck I almost forgot my kepoofle is sticking my duck!

  • Commented Jan 20, 2013 by anonymous

    “Mr Herriot would say "first, wrap your cat!" - in a towel, then you can do what you like! But frankly, a cat seems a bit small for a human dick (unless you're taking lion or tiger, or at least leopard, all of which might be a bit more dangerous than your average domestic movie ... A better choice, if you really want to go for animal sex, might be a friendly golden retriever bitch ... They always have a nice smile on their faces!”

    A curse on auto-spelling-correction! 'movie' should have been 'moggie' and 'taking' should've been 'talking'!

  • Commented Jan 20, 2013 by anonymous

    “Her paws”

    Mr Herriot would say "first, wrap your cat!" - in a towel, then you can do what you like! But frankly, a cat seems a bit small for a human dick (unless you're taking lion or tiger, or at least leopard, all of which might be a bit more dangerous than your average domestic movie ... A better choice, if you really want to go for animal sex, might be a friendly golden retriever bitch ... They always have a nice smile on their faces!

  • Commented Jan 20, 2013 by anonymous

    “I iinda tied it up so it coulnt move his paws”

    Her paws

  • Commented Jan 20, 2013 by anonymous

    “Well, that's a different way of saying you shagged a cute pussy! I'm sure your feline friend was quite tight, and probably felt nice, but in my experience, trying to do anything a cat doesn't like involves a large amount of hissing and claws at full extent! So are your genitals still intact? Or did you take mr Herriot's advice: 'First, wrap your cat!' (preferably in a thick, claw-proof towel)!”

    I iinda tied it up so it coulnt move his paws

  • Commented Jan 20, 2013 by anonymous

    I should add, the only thing I've tried to do which MY cat objected to, was to try and stuff a worming pill down her throat!

  • Commented Jan 20, 2013 by anonymous

    Well, that's a different way of saying you shagged a cute pussy! I'm sure your feline friend was quite tight, and probably felt nice, but in my experience, trying to do anything a cat doesn't like involves a large amount of hissing and claws at full extent! So are your genitals still intact? Or did you take mr Herriot's advice: 'First, wrap your cat!' (preferably in a thick, claw-proof towel)!

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