I can't drive 55
Posted Oct 24, 2014 by anonymous | 159 views | 2 comments
So there I was on the I-5, with one foot on the brake and one on the gas. I immediately noticed upon merging that there was too much traffic and I couldn't pass. So lo and behold I tried my best illegal move and sure enough, a big black and white police car came and crushed my attempted groove, again. So I pulled over and the cop got out of his cruiser and walked up to my window, knocked, and asked for my license and registration. So I told him "Hey look man, you can write me up for 125, you can post my face Wanted: Dead or Alive. You can even take my license, and all that proverbial jive, but to me I find it utterly ridiculous that I can't drive 55". I never felt so fuckin restricted in my entire life. Frankly, I was a little embarrassed by the whole incident.
Commented Oct 25, 2014 by anonymous
Yeah it's me. I can't hide like this anymore. Whew, that feels a lot better.
Commented Oct 24, 2014 by anonymous
Sammy Hagar?