I broke my finger once while masturbating
Posted Aug 29, 2014 by anonymous | 283 views | 3 comments
I used to sit on the edge of my bed to masturbate when I still lived with my parents. This bed had a wooden frame that went all the way around. One day I started to go at it, when in the heat of the moment, I heard my parents talking loudly in the hallway. It startled me enough that I jerked my fingers right out of my cooch and hit them hard enough on the wooden frame that I fractured the tip of my right index finger. I had to stifle my screams of pain until I was sure they walked away, put my clothes back on, come up with a bullshit excuse as to how this happened, go wash my broken, swollen finger, and fucking PRAY they didn't smell it on my fingers when I went for medical attention.
Commented Aug 29, 2014 by anonymous
Shouldn't have washed your finger.
Commented Aug 29, 2014 by anonymous
so cute,.,.,
Commented Aug 29, 2014 by anonymous
my sides are in orbit