I Am the King of Public Masturbation
Posted Apr 2, 2014 by anonymous | 313 views | 9 comments
Oh how I love public masturbation! I consider myself the king of public masturbation. I have been doing it for years, since about 15. My first time was in a urinal at a mall bathroom. It was exciting enough to be in a public bathroom. But someone walked is right as I was about to cum. I had to stand and act normal as I shot my load with this other guy close by. I was hooked. Since then I have jerked off in every park, playground and gas station in my city. I have done it in a bunch of fast food restaurants, grocery stores and department stores. I’m not sure but I think I was seen as I did it in a Lowes. Every job I have been on, I am a general contractor. Everyone I know has some of my semen in their home. Countertops and under mattresses are my favorite places there. At my house on the front and back porches, windows of hotels and office buildings. I enjoy squirting on parked cars & sitting in my car on public streets. On video chat rooms is just too easy. But sitting behind my screen door butt naked as I am looking at the busy playground across the street with all those sexy moms is invigorating. I try to do what I can during daylight hours if possible. And I squirt extra hard when its daylight and my pants & undies are around my ankles though last night butt naked on my back porch surrounded by homes and he street light illuminating me felt so good. I don’t remember all the places I have been. My wife knows I like doing public things but has no idea all I have done in my perverted past. She doesn’t even think I masturbate though I do it almost every other day. I just LOVE public masturbation.
Commented Nov 23, 2014 by anonymous
Dude, I'm just like you! So funny. I can't get enough of the excitement of jerking off or having sex in public. I've shot my cum on so many cars in public parking lots. I like to stand there behind a car, when I can see people walk by, and jerk off. If I feel I look suspecious, I get on my phone and pretent I'm talking, while jerking with the other hand. If I feel brave I'll shoot across the hood. Otherwise I just cum against the side of the car. I like doing it in other places too, like bathrooms, or changing rooms. the craziest was a changing room at a waterpark. I got hard, and pushed my luck, before I could put my suit on, a teen came and sat down across from me. When he sat down to take off his shoes, he looks up to see my hard dick pointing at him. I saw down quick so only he could see and no one else, but he could still see my dick as I was facing him. I startd up small talk about the water, etc, I covered up clumsuly, and eventually got my suit on. He looked a little shocked, so I eventually apologized to him, and he said said no sweat.
Commented Apr 8, 2014 by anonymous
There are a lot of really exciting moments. Once I stood on my front porch in the middle of the night and ejaculated so hard that the first shot cleared all six of my steps. Keep in mind that I live in a very close neighborhood and the street light illuminates my porch very well. I put a mask on and jerked off in front of a camera in the ATM finishing on the number pad. Once when the young lady was walking past my car, my open door gave her a very good view of an epic cumshot. And I also had a great load in the middle of the day center court in a park pants to ankles. Just a few memorable times.
Commented Apr 6, 2014 by anonymous
Cool. What was your favorite?
Commented Apr 5, 2014 by anonymous
Sounds like fun. I am no king, but I am no pauper.
Commented Apr 3, 2014 by anonymous
You're the king of your left hand, loser.
Commented Apr 3, 2014 by anonymous
stfu vvv you're just trying to make him excited
Commented Apr 3, 2014 by anonymous
you're the male version of me
Commented Apr 3, 2014 by anonymous
There is no sense in doing like that.
Commented Apr 2, 2014 by anonymous
So in other words you are a wanker