Hero
Posted Aug 24, 2011 by anonymous | 449 views | 3 comments
I've always thought of myself to be a hero of sorts. I was a part time fire fighter, a mall security guard for 27 years. I've also been retired for 2 years now, and I've been thinking that maybe I'm done helping prevent bad things from happening. So today I went to use the restroom at my local Taco Bell/KFC, when I see this deranged homeless man masterbating on the fosset handle, so I decided to take action and end things before they got worse. So I smacked his head into the sink & apprehended the suspect in a submissive manner & called the police. Damn it feels so good to help out my community!
Commented Aug 28, 2011 by anonymous
Who the fuck are you Robocop. Morelike Robo cock !
Commented Aug 26, 2011 by alex
nice, well done, today its masturbating, tomorrow it can be a rape
Commented Aug 25, 2011 by HardLuck Hank
You never hear about Superman fighting the masterbating homeless. I salute you.