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Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 100 views | 0 comments
>Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. > > Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, > > 'Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?' Mabel >answered, 'I have a suppository in my ear?' > > She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, 'Ethel, I'm glad you >saw this thing. Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid!!!' > > > > > > When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in >the paper, but added that he died of Gonorrhoea. > > No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned >and complained bitterly, 'You know very well that he died of Diarrhoea, >not Gonorrhoea.' > > Replied the widow, 'I nursed him night and day so of course I know he >died of Diarrhoea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to >remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit he always was.'
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