
Guys who think with their dicks
Posted Jul 15, 2013 by EdoTensei | 482 views | 20 comments
So I'll start off with this site. I've read a few confessions and I've seen all those sexual comments. All of those were typed by horny guys who think with their dicks. Now, what I'm getting at is the fact that (no matter where, how or why they post sexual shit) there's a 1% chance that they'll be getting that pussy they want. This is the internet. You can't just say "Let's fuck" and actually do it. And you hope to meet up with those "women"? Most of them are sick ass guys or obese chicks. You're fucking desperate. What's even worse than that is when you post your dick picture as your profile picture on certain sites and messengers (Kik, for example). My female friend has Kik and a lot of guys add her because she left her Kik name on a forum or something. Sometimes, she shows me some of those pictures and I'm like "What the fuck?". Most of those horny retards have 3 inchers or fake pics. Now we're getting deeper into the meaning of the word "desperate". Some of you horny fucks are obese, some have normal bodies, etc. But the main thing is, 99% of you act completely normal in public. No way people would think you're some horny ass retard who asks for pussy online and posts fake dick pictures. Only in 3 confessions, I've seen over 15 sexual comments. One of those confessions was actually about sex, but it was a girl asking for a "master". Kinky shit, I agree. However, she says what she wants and is. Unlike most of you, who ask her number or e-mail address, then try to ask for pictures you can fap to. Just confess that you're a sexually frustrated male with a tiny dick and wanna get laid. Perhaps that will increase your chances. This is not getting you anywhere. Stop being desperate, retards. Oh and, you may think this was written by some "religious" or "gay" person. I am a 100% straight guy who has no religion, my dick also tries to take over my brain but I control it. If I don't want to fuck, then I won't, no matter how hard my dick is. And as absurd as this may sound, some girls are just not worth the fuck. Even if they are very hot. You need to think about who you fuck as well. Stop letting your dick control you. I'm not some saint or something. I love pussy and it's probably my favorite thing. Anyway, if you want pussy, go hunt for it. OUTSIDE. You don't get shit on the internet. And this is coming from someone who actually does fuck. So please, for fuck sake, stop being a desperate little boy and do something about your boner. I've always wanted to say this to all those poor men out there.
Commented Jun 28, 2014 by anonymous
Of course, I'm a huge fan
Commented Jun 28, 2014 by anonymous
your username is the reanimation jutsu.... DO YOU LOVE NARUTO AS MUCH AS ME!!!!!!!
Commented Jun 10, 2014 by dessyXray
I loves hot men with small dick. That really turn me on. Very weird fetish right?
Commented Dec 16, 2013 by sabith15
I regret reading this. All you did was state the rhetorical. What a complete waste of my time.
Commented Sep 16, 2013 by anonymous
Well said should make this worldwide.
Commented Aug 8, 2013 by anonymous
a lot of sicko's out there... makes me think I may end up in prison some day because I have 4 daughters, and I may have to beat someone with a ball bat for messing with one of them.
Commented Jul 19, 2013 by EdoTensei
:) Anytime
Commented Jul 18, 2013 by anonymous
Let me guess...your one of those posters on those people who post the sex shit on this site! Thanks for telling me that! You're just fucking butthurt that its true and now you've come here to bitch and moan like a pussy lol! You're so pathetic!
Commented Jul 18, 2013 by anonymous
this guy has a 3 incher and tried to get laid online and thank you for finally saying this.
Commented Jul 17, 2013 by EdoTensei
Thank you. I appreciate that a lot.
Commented Jul 17, 2013 by anonymous
Original poster.
Commented Jul 17, 2013 by EdoTensei
"the Op"?
Commented Jul 17, 2013 by anonymous
Perfect example of the kind of person the Op is talking about.
Commented Jul 17, 2013 by anonymous
Lmao, I'm in love with this guy. Well said !
Commented Jul 16, 2013 by anonymous
this is FUCKING AWESOME!!!
Commented Jul 15, 2013 by anonymous
I fucking love this post!
Commented Jul 15, 2013 by anonymous
lol
Commented Jul 15, 2013 by anonymous
shut up you boaring basterd go sit in the corner, take a shit on your hands and clap! prick
Commented Jul 15, 2013 by anonymous
Thanks bro, I guess you missed the "I am a 100% straight guy" part
Commented Jul 15, 2013 by anonymous
I'm a dude and I agree w ya...everytime I see a girl write she's 15 or 16 or whatever, a bunch of old head mother fuckers jump on that like flies on shit..I'm 31 good looking and I know if I wanna get laid I actually get off my ass and go out to meet someone! anyways power to ya girl..well said!