Grandma
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 276 views | 0 comments
Everyone thinks I'm so wonderful because I live with my senile grandma while I go to college. Truth is, she made the mistake of telling me she receives a pension check from her first husband who died like a million years ago, and that she never told anyone. Ha ha. Mine now bitch! She's so out of it, she doesn't even realize. $1,000 a month for me! My wardrobe rocks and the drugs are fun! Life is great! Hey, I smell the piss everyday, and wash that lettuce-leaf looking cooch of hers. My parents and aunts don't. So they can go fuck themselves. I hope she lives to be 100 so I can buy a house. Time to order that sexy skirt! Bye!
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