
Got a Surprise
Posted Jun 7, 2013 by anonymous | 409 views | 10 comments
Was poking around Craigslist one night and ran across a posting, Older Woman Looking For Fun. Same town I live in. A lot of the postings on there are BS and people playing games. She included a picture with her posting and said she was 56 and she sure looked it. I thought, what the heck and responded just to see where it would go. She comes back with the question how old are you and do you have a pic? I thought this is where it ends. Told her I was 20 (the truth) and emailed my pic (a real of me). She comes back with you are cute. Would you like to meet? Now I am thinking this must be some queer trolling. I emailed back sure, and set a time and place just to see who this person is. I show up at a Starbucks and immediately reocognize her from her pic and she recognizes me. We sit down and make some small talk. She then gets right to it asking if I'd like to go to her place and fuck. For a minute I am speechless thinking to myself WTF? Well I had gone this far and never fucked a woman that old, so I said sure. We get to her place and she says get undressed. In 30 seconds she is totally naked and I am still geting my clothes off. She is about 5'7 and i would guess around 180 - 200bs. Has a huge ass and sagging belly with stretch marks. A big hairy bush and big tits that were hanging low. I have to admit my dick did get hard. She told me to lay on the bed face up which I did. She straddles me, grabs my dick and lowers herself on it and starts riding, telling me don't you dare cum yet. Pussy is pussy and it was feeling good in spite of her looks. We did a couple different positions and I was fucking her missionary when she came. She said you can cum now which I did. Said there were clean towels in the bathroom and i could clean up. I am in the bathroom scrubbing the hell out my dick hoping like hell I didn't get some nasty disease. It all happened so fast I never even thought to put a condom on I had several in my pocket. I get dressed and she is still laying on the bed naked. She tells me you can leave now. Felt like I was being kicked out without even a goodbye kiss, though we had plenty of tongue swapping while we were fucking. Just as I turn to leave she hands me a slip of paper with her cell phone number. Said if you want to do it again sweetheart, give me a call. As I am driving down the street, I am thinking WTF just happend? Unbelievable. No, never called her. Once was quite enough.
Commented Jun 10, 2013 by anonymous
Not always, but for the most part, those on craigslist are ugly losers. But what the heck, all you are looking for is a fuck, not miss america. Had several who were older women who looked like shit but they were clean and their pussies were in good working order.
Commented Jun 8, 2013 by anonymous
Am 26 and in a band. have fucked them from 18 to the oldest was 60. Fat and skinny (but no 300 pounders), uglies and cutiies. Uglies and fatties are the horniest because they don't get laid all that often. When on the road you take what happens to come along for the nite and willing Sometimes it isn't miss universe but they get you off and that's what you are looking for. Not marriage or a permanent gf. If their looks bothers you that much close your eyes or fuck them in a dark room with the lights out. Many of you miss getting laid at all becuse you are too particular. Any pussy not matter how ugly the owner is always better than your had.
Commented Jun 7, 2013 by anonymous
right on dude as the saying goes, save a whale. harpoon a fat chick. any pussy is good when you haven't been laid in a long while
Commented Jun 7, 2013 by anonymous
Fucked several older fatties in my time. Something erotic about watching their big asses sliding up and own on my dick. when riding me. It may have been old and ugly but any pussy feels good when horny and they definitely had a good time
Commented Jun 7, 2013 by anonymous
Gross piece of Shit she could've been your mom
Commented Jun 7, 2013 by anonymous
Unprotected sex might be dangerous.
Commented Jun 7, 2013 by anonymous
Hahahahahahahaaaa. HAhahahahahhghahahaaa Ghahahhaahahaahaaaaaaaa I thought my life sux until I read this confession. Biggest loser of all time.
Commented Jun 7, 2013 by anonymous
lol
Commented Jun 7, 2013 by anonymous
ew u got old lady pussy lol
Commented Jun 7, 2013 by anonymous
Problem if you don't get laid too long you will just fuck anything with a hole given any chances