Got a hot drunk girl to perform lots of oral in exchange for not calling 911.
Posted Oct 19, 2014 by anonymous | 442 views | 10 comments
3 months back around 2 am on a Saturday, I was leaving a party when this BMW comes out of nowhere and slams into a parked car. The party was so loud nobody heard it and this dumb, but gorgeous blonde in the beamer shifts it into reverse, trying to flee the scene. I don't know where she thought she was going because the air bag had deployed, but I ran up, leaned thru the window and took over. As I put the car in park and ripped her keys out, she freaked, crying, hitting, demanding her keys and screaming that she wasn't drunk, which was laughable. I kept talking to her until she calmed down. She told me she was on her last strke for multiple DUI's, and began begging me not to call the police. I politely informed her she needed to give me and all my friends bj's if she wanted us to cover this up for her. After her initial shock and angry protests about how fucking sick I was and how she'd never do anything so disgusting, I knew this really might happen when she asked me how many guys were at the party. LOL I told her there were about a dozen of us. She looked mortified and seemed to give up on the idea, telling me I might as well call the police because there was no way she was blowing 12 guys. "How about 10?" I asked. I explained we were all college guys, and how there was a private room in the basement where I could take them one at a time and no one would ever know. She frowned at me and said, "Just call the cops already." Thinking it might be incentive, I told her to get ready for jail and started to dial the police. As I hoped, she stopped me and started begging, crying and pleading. LONG ASS STORY short: She ended up in the basement where she'd agreed to orally pleasure me and five more guys, but actually blew about fifteen dudes. I kept feeding her shots of Jack Daniels and she stopped counting. The sad part was that when she stumbled out of the basement at dawn, a guy she'd called to pick her up was waitng, but so was a cop. Her BMW had been impounded and I watched helplessly from the window as she got handcuffed and hauled away. Her boyfriend followed the cruiser, completely clueless about what she'd been doing for 3 hours. Oh, and the guy who called the cops was both the owner of the parked car she'd hit and one of the many dudes she blew. What an asshole, huh? I mean him. Not me. He called the cops. So... sorry, Stacy with the beamer, wherever you are. And come back anytime. You were a huge hit around here.
Commented Oct 23, 2014 by anonymous
Okay, "Stacy", I didn't send your husband any of the e-mails with this link and when he drove here looking for me my roomates didn't call the cops. Also, of course they told him I lied. Your husband is acting like a nutcase. If he comes here again we WILL call the police. You need to tell that man I am NOT seeking revenge. Hell, it wasn't even my car. YOU need to take responsibility for this or I WILL post a lengthy video on youporn to prove I'm not making any of this up, so I do hope you're reading this. Oh, and you look like you're thoroughly enjoying yourself in the vid clip, smiling and joking as you orally service one cock after another in one hand and sip Jack from a plastic cup in the other. You could have said no at any time. You didn't. That's not my fault. I had no idea the cops were called, no idea these idiots would get your husbands e-mail and send him this link, and absolutely no idea you were married. Which is on you since you never told anyone you were married that night. This is the last you'll ever hear about any of this if you call your husband off and stop blaming me. Otherwise, I will come back here and post a link you really won't like at all.
Commented Oct 22, 2014 by anonymous
Wow , karma will get you back man
Commented Oct 21, 2014 by anonymous
Yes. Of course this is fake. The guy who posted this admitted he lied. This was in retaliation for me hitting his friend's car and telling him to fuck off when he tried to kiss me while we waited for the cops and my husband to come. The guys a nerdy fucking loser.
Commented Oct 21, 2014 by anonymous
just by reading the comments u kno its fake
Commented Oct 21, 2014 by anonymous
Take this DOWN!!! My name is NOT Stacy and I never did any sex stuff at all in any way and you know it fucking liars. AND STOP SENDING MY HUSBAND E-MAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sentenced to house arrest, I have a daughter and my life is so screwed right now. If he ever reads this bullshit and it is ALL complete and totally BULLSHIT he might really believe it. i'm sorry I hit that asshole's car and i'm sorry i ever met any of you filthy nasty assholes... leave me, my name and my life out of your juvenile fantasies!!!
Commented Oct 20, 2014 by anonymous
What a douche, but it probably didn't happen anyway!
Commented Oct 19, 2014 by anonymous
damn. not sure how to react to this..the post and commenting between friends is what just mind fucked me. add a nice personal touch tho but still not sure how to react.
Commented Oct 19, 2014 by anonymous
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Commented Oct 19, 2014 by anonymous
O man! This is going viral! Just got the link in my e-mail. You left all the best parts. Like how she refused to swallow so J and I popped in her hair. Then R dropped his load in her shot of whiskey and she thought he was trying to steal it, took it from him and guzzled it down. Then how A almost got her to bang him cuz he couldn't cum, but everyone busted in to watch and she threw us all out. This is epic stuff you missed. What kind of law major misses details like that?
Commented Oct 19, 2014 by anonymous
Haaaa Haaaa... I caannot believe u posted this!!! Can u take her name out? That's cold, man. specially after how nice she was... and I fed her the Jack not u.