Getting screwed in the military
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 186 views | 0 comments
>A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted > >by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, > >idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant > >Major for conversation. >'Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is > >something bothering you?' >'Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.' >'The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, 'It > >looks like you have seen a lot of action.' >'Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.' >The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, 'You > >know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.' >The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. >Finally the young lady said, 'You know, I hope you don't take this the > >wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?' >'1957, ma'am.' >'Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking > >everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1957! She took his hand > >and led him to a private room where she proceeded to 'relax' him several > >times. >Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and > >said, 'Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1957!' >The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact > >voice, 'I hope not, it's only 2130 now.'
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