*sigh*.. This is my horror story ._. This happend a few years back but I remember it like it was yesterday. So awhile back I was giving my GF at the time a very nice massage and during things of course started to heat up, she kept telling me to use more oil so I did, and not before long she was completely drenched in oil all over her body so I kept rubbing her down from breasts to toes and we started fucking, she ended up on top and was sliding all over me and I guess you can say all the oil made the exp all the better and got me more turned on as she rubbed her oiled breasts in my face as she rode me and would cammel toe slide my cock inbetween. After a good 30 minutes of sensual oil fucking I was about to explode hard! Of course she was still ontop and I didn't want to bust inside of her (she wasn't on any birthcontrol) I grabbed her hips and slid her upwards so my dick would come out and as I did this her vag bone was on my belly button and my dick landed perfectly on her ass and ass crack like a hot doggbetween the buns just a perfect split! Well as this happend I busted one of the fattest nuts I ever had and thinking it would get on her back it didn't, that shit flew up and over her back and right over her right shoulder like artillery fire and landed dead fucking center on my own face! To make things worse she started laughing like crazy and started licking it off my face and wouldnt get the fuck off me as I yelled and squirmed to clean myself off she just kept laughing and licking my face while squeezing her legs together to help hold me down it was very embarrassing! but she was all oily so I ended up breaking free and cleaning myself off..it was one of the best and most horrible nuts I've ever had and to this day she sometimes brings it up that I shot myself in the face! So fucking embarrassing!