Flipper
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 142 views | 0 comments
Flipper done fell off my pick me up truck the other day an I couldn't find him nowheres. After my morning constitutional, I went outside on my front porch with my chewin' tobacky in my front shirt pocket. I sat myself down in my rockin' chair an heard a racket a bird noises comin' from my driveway. So, I git myself up out of that chair an go see what all the racket is about. Right there in my dirt drive lays Flipper. Them damn birds done drug him out from somewheres an pecked out an eyeball. Flipper don't look so good for hangin' over my slippers now.
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