fishy
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 135 views | 0 comments
A few months ago i fell out with the landlord of my local pub, he was always getting drunk and was abusive to the customers and staff and one evening he was very abusive to me for no reason. A few days later when i was looking in my freezer i found some frozen fish that well past its use by date, i remembered once reading about a women who pinned prawns under her bosses desc, this gave me a good idea. That evening i went to the local pub with the frozen fish in my pocket, when the coast was clear i put the fish in the gas meter cupboard, a few days later the whole bar absolutely stunk of rotten fish and all the customers were complaining about the smell, the landlord searched the whole pub to try to find where the smell was coming from and even called the drainage people in to look at the drains, the smell lasted for several weeks. A few weeks later i repeated the exersise only this time i used a pint of maggots from the fishing tackle shop, after a few weeks the pub was swarming with blue bottles.
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