Fat Bastards
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 150 views | 0 comments
I work in an emergency room as a nurse and nothing in this world burns my ass more than having to take care of morbidly obese people. They come in sick as hell to hear them tell it and 20 minutes after they arrive they aree asking you to get them food. I am not kidding you , these patients come in with blood sugars out of this world and want more food , it's amazing. To begin with all of their health problems are embedded in their fat. Knee problems , diabetes , backpain , high blood pressure , impotence , you name it. Fat is a killer. And god help you if you don't get them food. They call your boss and say 'you're a bad nurse'. Because they didn't get free food.!!! Can you imagine? Here iswhat I did to the last fat lady that came in to the ER with abdominal pain that made her cry.(to hear her tell it) The doc saw herand diagnosed her as constipated. I gave her an enema and a stool softner. She pooped a little. Then the doc said give her mag-citrate , a VERY powerful liquid laxative and send her home for the explosive results. It takes about 30 mins to work, explosively. So I gave her the full bottle of the med andtold her to go home . She and her equally as friggin' fat daughter said ' oh we wanted to go to get lunch , we are so hungry!' I told them , ' oh yeah ,go ahead and go to the resturant , have a good meal.' I still picture her stuck in the bathroom at some local eatery with the MASSIVE results of the mag-citrate.
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