
embarrising date with extreamly hot girl
Posted Jul 25, 2011 by anonymous | 764 views | 8 comments
i was on a date with this amazingly gorgeous girl i know named Lilli. i really like her, and it was our first date, so i mean...it was about four times as exciting then normal dates. we went to this restaurant called olive's, it is a really fancy and expensive restaurant(practically spent my weeks paycheck there) and it was a great time. she was nice, funny and absolutely sexy especially in the black dress she was wearing (she convinced me to dress up nice with her, haha) and also because it was pretty low cut, and she is not exactly very sexual she is one of those innocent yet very hot chicks. anyways while we were eating i couldn't help glancing down her dress, you know how us guys are, even the most respectable ones. no matter what, you can try and hold out and not stare at those babies, but eventually you find yourself subtly peeking. of course one thing leads to another, and i found myself getting an erection and i tried to think of something else to keep my mind off of her tits for at least a couple of seconds, but the way i was siting my boxers were awkwardly scrunched up on the left side leaving the right side kind of tight against my thigh, so the more "you know what" was trying to raise himself proud, the more it pushed against my boxers, which didn't allow it to move anywhere but kept further exciting it. so after a while when my erection refused to go away, i decided to sneakily unwedge my boxers and give my penis some room to calm down. embarrassingly enough i guess the small amount of rubbing trying to get my boxers fixed made me have a tiny very slight orgasm, one of those little ones that just kind of squeak out, and i had some jizz on my hand, i meant to kind of wipe it off but a waitress was passing so i quickly took my hand out of my pants, and for the time being i put my hands on the table because i noticed Lilli look at me while she was taking a bite of the pasta she had, and i didn't want it to look sketchy or anything. right as i was about to pick up my napkin and wipe my hand though, Lilli grabbed my hands about to tell me something or other and she started to too, but halfway exclaimed "EWW OH MY GOD!! WHY ARE YOUR HANDS STICKY?"
Commented Sep 17, 2011 by anonymous
HAHAHA ohhh man thats funny.. It will be a good story to tell the grandkids
Commented Jul 26, 2011 by anonymous
so you're saying you cum prematurely? :D
Commented Jul 26, 2011 by anonymous
oh god i can't believe it!
Commented Jul 26, 2011 by alex
guys you gotta figure out who did this post first :D
Commented Jul 26, 2011 by anonymous
jsut be like, yeah i know you like it!! lolz
Commented Jul 26, 2011 by briannotputtingmylastname
I'm not taking credit, I'm just saying this is the kind of thing that would totally happen to me, hahahaha
Commented Jul 26, 2011 by anonymous
what? i wrote this...
Commented Jul 25, 2011 by briannotputtingmylastname
this would be me btw, hahaha.