Ejaculated into Mother In Law's Tartar Sauce
Posted Oct 10, 2014 by anonymous | 355 views | 6 comments
Got mad at mother-in-law. Was at her house while she was out. Got a little horny. MIL eats a lot of fish and enjoys her tartar sauce with it. Got her bottle of tartar sauce out of the fridge. It was only about a quarter full. Took off the cap, and jerked off until I shot a nice load of cum into the bottle. Put it back in the fridge. Couple nights later she invited us up for a dinner. Was fried fish. She offered me some of her tartar sauce. I passed. She poured a big helping out onto her plate. Probably dipped about 4 or 5 bites of fish into her sauce before eating. Then she said "think the tartar sauce is going bad" and threw the bottle in the trash. But at least she got a little of my cum down into her belly.
Commented Nov 28, 2014 by anonymous
I fucked a mayo jar at a freind's house. When I came, I got excited, and stuck my dick most way in. Cold & felt freaky, but exciting.
Commented Oct 11, 2014 by anonymous
Yea. Maybe. But that's not what happened.
Commented Oct 11, 2014 by anonymous
It would be a better story when you had tell us that your mil wonder what extra ingredient she used because it tasted so excellent this time!
Commented Oct 11, 2014 by anonymous
Guess that would be a little closer to human for you than the dead hyenas you have been raping.
Commented Oct 10, 2014 by anonymous
Yep, she's a fucking whore, just like your wife. I want to rape both of them, and they don't need tartar sauce to swallow my load of cum!
Commented Oct 10, 2014 by anonymous
That's pretty funny!