Drink and drive
Posted Jun 1, 2014 by anonymous | 243 views | 4 comments
I drink and drive a lot. I have been doing so for 40 years and never been caught. Rule 1, don't speed. Rule 2, use turn signals. Rule 3, cruise control is your friend (see rule 1). Rule 4, always throw out empty containers ASAP cause you do not want evidence onboard. Rule 5, it's ok to jerk off while driving, but do not text and drive!
Commented Jul 2, 2014 by anonymous
Exactly.
Commented Jun 1, 2014 by anonymous
most of these stories r bs
Commented Jun 1, 2014 by anonymous
Not as stupid as you. This is a site to confess. Let people confess, or are you not able to handle the truth?
Commented Jun 1, 2014 by anonymous
this was stupid