Crazy friend
Posted Apr 2, 2013 by anonymous | 314 views | 4 comments
I have this crazy friend that is a girl. I am also a girl by the way. Anyway she wontleave me alone and messages me on facebook all the time The other day she told me she thinks about me at night and laughed but she was not kidding!!! I thought she was cool at first but now I just want to hit her with a brick How do I get rid of her??
Commented Apr 3, 2013 by anonymous
Did you fuck him first?
Commented Apr 3, 2013 by anonymous
Broke up the friendship with him.
Commented Apr 3, 2013 by anonymous
Honey, you know you want her as much as she wants you (unless you are a hideous cow). You need to express your true feelings of love for her. Next time you are alone, run your hand along her thighs, and gently move under her skirt to feel the silky panties covering her pussy lips. Move your fingers inside of her cunt and begin to finger fuck her, slowly, but deeply. While you're doing that, start finger fucking yourself, or sticking your thumb up your asshole. That will get you both good and hot, and before you know it, you'll both be licking each others cunts and assholes while caressing each others nipples. Go for it girl! Fuck that skank and ye shall also be fucked!
Commented Apr 2, 2013 by anonymous
Use two bricks x) Just kidding!! Just ignore even when she comes to talk to you act like shes not there. or have a rude comeback to everything she says soon enough she'll hopefully get the hint