Confession of a Coke Addict
Posted Jun 19, 2011 by SlimShadySexy | 491 views | 4 comments
I love me my coke. No, I don’t mean cocaine but coca-cola. It’s a terrible addiction. Everyone says the sugar and calories are bad for my figure but I take at least 2 every day. The caffeine gives me just the right amount of buzz much perfect that coffee. So, I take one every morning and down another with my lunch. Coke keeps awake me awake all day and doesn’t mess with my sleep at night. My days are usually pretty busy and I sometimes skip meals but I never miss my coke and you know what? It hasn’t messed up my figure yet.
Commented Aug 28, 2011 by anonymous
Yeah, bet you love fast food too and are fucking fat. You are a waste to society. Hope you die of obesity !
Commented Jun 20, 2011 by Trixia
I don't think a coke a day can ruin your figure but then I'd advise that you go easy on it. My fear is that you really have a sugar tooth and that's a world-class de-shaper.
Commented Jun 19, 2011 by anonymous
Next time will you please say coca-cola in the title? I was looking forward to some drug-hazed arkham nightmare.
Commented Jun 19, 2011 by Arachne
Babe, beware. Remember, a moment on the lips is a lifetime on the hips. You don't want to fight off those calories five years down the line