
clearing the air
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 152 views | 0 comments
I want to say this.... my father hugged me and told me he loved me for the first time in my life last week. I don't remember my mother ever telling me this. So those of you with children go to them now, hold them tight and tell them that you love them. I love you. The three most fantastic words. Never let love pass you by.... you'll regret it. I know I do. Also while I'm here I never paid for sex, I don't own a blow up doll or a cock ring. I've never considered a butt plug nor had sex with a fruit salad. I've never had oral sex from a dog either. The only thing that was true is I did put my trousermouse into a hoover as a child! I only told these stories for a laugh. I suppose I should finish on a revelation/confession... I do own a sex toy! But it's nothing special. It's a fleshlight. Google it and you'll see what I mean.
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