Cleaning up
Posted Apr 1, 2013 by anonymous | 325 views | 5 comments
I'm a guy practicing for a guy. To practice (when everyones gone) I take a broom and wedge the sweeping part into a lower kitchen drawer then with my clothes off i get on my hands and knees and move backward towards the end of the broom imagining my anus as the bulls eye for the broom end. Then it hits the bulls eye and in it goes. I get it to go as deep as possible and then there i am on the broom. If I move a chair in front of me and put my hands through the rungs then I'm totally immobilized cause I can't go forward because of the chair, I can't go backward because the broom end is in as far as it can go and i can't go side ways because the broom end is wedged so it can't move. I like it because for just that little while i feel powerless. Then after getting that feeling i push the chair away and kind of fuck myself on the end of the broom. While I'm doing that i reach my hand under me and jerk myself off. it's my private time and it makes me look forward to when everyone goes away and when they come home they always ask what i did all day and i like to say i was cleaning up the mess in the kitchen with the broom and they all are happy about it.
Commented May 4, 2013 by anonymous
Hey, you're the goto expert. Thanks for hanngig out here.
Commented Apr 3, 2013 by anonymous
You can buy fleshy dildos of different sizes with a suction cup attached to the bottom end. Then you can stick it to anything you want and it won't be as dangerous as that broom handle. Be softer and much more comfortable for you too. Wait! I know! Why don't you do this in your bedroom so it would be less likely for you to be caught. Unless you WANT to be caught.
Commented Apr 2, 2013 by anonymous
It is very strange thing you are doing.
Commented Apr 1, 2013 by anonymous
You dumbass
Commented Apr 1, 2013 by anonymous
I predict that there will be some people on this site who will be more than happy to be your broom.