I'm a waiter at a restaurant. A table of 4 came in yesterday. They all ordered appetizers, and steaks. I was looking forward to a decent tip, I was taking care of some other tables, when I noticed nobody was at there table, at first I thought maybe they went to bathroom r something. I waited and checked back 10 minutes later, still no one at the table. I went over to the table and found a overturned glass, the table was all wet wet and sticky from he soda,they ate 3/4 of there steaks and on the last pc of meat they all left there forks sticking straight up in the steaks with the knife placed carefully next to the forks,the table was staged like that, every fork and knife was neatly placed, while two of the glasses were found upside down, Somebody apparently dumped there whole plate of food underneath the table, and the was a bunch of napkins under the table too. It was a terrible mess. Under each plate I found a dollar bill, and oddly enough 5 cents too, so I came out of it with something, I left it for the poor busboy, since he was cleaning the mess up, although I helped him clean the table, we actually had to shut the table down, they poured some kind of oil based paint from a tube of artist paint or something like that, the floor needed to be vacuumed, because there was rice all over the pedestal of table and scattered about. Those guys sure made a mess, the thing I can't figure out is, they were all well dressed and well behaved. Wtf? There were people in the next booth,who were laughing so hard, that there faces were turning red, Do you think they were in on it? Anyway, I told the manager to go duck himself when he said I was paying for it. The thing he doesn't know, is that I was gonna quit the next week anyway! So actually, although I found it repulsive, I kind of also liked it! I went to the restroom after all this and it smelled really bad The stall to the toilet was locked from inside the stall, so I peeked over the stall a d saw that somebody shitte all over the floor! Wtf? Same people that chewed and screwed? I hope the manager didn't think I did it Oh well There sure are some jokers out there