
Caught daughter masturbating with vacuum cleaner.
Posted Apr 30, 2014 by anonymous | 6039 views | 40 comments
I came home early from work a few nights ago and heard the sound of the vacuum in my daughter's room. I didn't think anything of it, because she was a neat freak anyway, but then I heard her let out a loud, sharp screech. Startled, I ran to her room about ready to bust the door down, but as I was approaching her door, I could hear her making more noises, which were definitely not sounds of pain. I tried knocking, but no answer (assuming the vacuum noise drowned out any noises) so I cracked the door open and what I saw would make any parent shocked. She was lying on her back on the bed, nude with headphones on, and using the vacuum hose end to suck her (what seemed to be) her clitoris. Luckily she did not notice me. I closed the door immediately, but did I do the right thing? Should I have stopped her? Should I confront her, because what she did sounds dangerous. I just worry about electrocution if the vacuum sucked in any type of her body fluids, which I'm sure it did. Another thing is, I have no idea how long she has been doing this, and if it's been a long time, that vacuum could get gummed up with her fluids over time, and it is a very expensive model! I know this website has a lot of sick things on it, but here I actually want REAL advice on how to handle this situation. Any advice is much obliged.
Commented Dec 9, 2014 by anonymous
My wife uses the ribbed hose against herself to self pleasure ,the tube vibrates when switched on , she just sits with it rested on a pillow and rides it ...perfectly safe and effective.
Commented Oct 15, 2014 by anonymous
ok first off if shes sucking her cunt with a vacuum THINK people THINK the dirt goes up the hose and it don't fuck up the vacuum plus the air would dry the cunt juice its not going to hurt your precious machine and after she is done buy her a tee shirt that says sucked off by Kirby varoom varoom with maybe a heart
Commented Oct 3, 2014 by anonymous
If she was my daughter I'd get her a Dyson with all the attachments for xmas
Commented Jun 18, 2014 by anonymous
FUCK yea i love black men, especially the skinny muscular ones, fuck they always have huge dicks
Commented May 31, 2014 by anonymous
he gotta point, if youre with a black guy, you will NEVER need toys to cum again...ever.
Commented May 31, 2014 by anonymous
i cant beleive im hearing this. girls who be using vaccums and toys and shit to cum, yall probably have WHITE boyfriends or husbands. yall need a big nigga dong to satisfy all your pleasures. yes, bruthas do it better!
Commented May 31, 2014 by anonymous
not if your careful. i use the attachment that is meant for corners, it has the long, slim, rectangular opening. i just turn the vac on, let my clit get sucked in it, and the air flow passing through the attachement and my clit creates friction, (which sounds liek a fart lol) and that friction vibrates and gives me super nice orgasm. i shiver all the time when i have one from the vacuum and i have goosebumps that last forever. so yeah if girls use it, just use the corners attachment on your clit
Commented May 29, 2014 by anonymous
I would be more worried about the vacuum sucking her guts out. Sounds like that could be dangerous.
Commented May 25, 2014 by anonymous
try it then you will know how it feels....................but do it when no one is home
Commented May 16, 2014 by anonymous
I have given myself a double orgasm as well. Its a lot of work and patience, and Ive only been able to do it twice. And yes, the orgasm is surreal. i remember as i was having the orgasms, it kind of felt like i was pissing and shitting myself, due to how strong and intense my contractions were. I also release a ton of fluids, soaked my bed quite well. Where ever there was skin on my body, there were goosebumps to accompany it and my tits could cut glass they were so hard. And girls, if you DO ever try to do the duel orgasm, always make sure you are stimulating the upper left quadrant of your clitoris or the 1 oclock position of the clitoris if you are looking at the front of your vagina. the upper left quadrant is the most pleasurable, sensitive part of the clitoris and its known as the sweet spot.
Commented May 16, 2014 by anonymous
this one black boy i hooked up with gave me a double orgasm (clitoral AND gspot) at the SAME time! words cannot describe that orgasm, but i will tell you, it was SO intense, i got charleyhorses in both my calves, and i trashed by body so hard, i pinched a nerve in my back but it was soooooooooooooooooo fucking worth it. this boy was slim but lean, 21 years old, nice smooth skin, nice fat penis with a measurement of 7 long and 6 around. sadly, after he did that to me, i was never able to get ahold of him again. :(
Commented May 16, 2014 by anonymous
A-MEN! I love black boys, all the ones ive been with have never failed to make me orgasm and cum hard, multiple times in a night.
Commented May 15, 2014 by anonymous
Fuck the vacuum, the vibrators, sybians, whatever. All she needs for all around, orgasmic, sexual pleasure is a poweful, young black bull
Commented May 14, 2014 by anonymous
I am a single mom, and one of the presents I got my daughter for her 16th is a sybian. I recommend it if you can afford it, but I warn you, it is *loud*, and she can be *louder* (screaming, crying).
Commented May 14, 2014 by anonymous
fucking hot, how old is she? if i were there, as soon as shed put the remote away after cumming on it, id be licking that thing clean. then no more gummed up buttons!
Commented May 14, 2014 by Sammie
But her a vibrator and set it in her room with a note that just says everyone does this and it is perfectly normal and we do not have to talk about it, or something.
Commented May 13, 2014 by anonymous
I am not 100% sure she is, but I assume so because of the hints. She keeps it in here room, and she still uses a regular toothbrush. AND I noticed she is constantly pilfering batteries out of the tool drawer. Yes, I am sure she is using it to have orgasms. And How is buying a vibrator (or vibrating device) for your daughter sick? I would much much much rather my daughter be in her own room giving herself orgasms from a toy or device versus some pedophile molesting or raping her.
Commented May 13, 2014 by anonymous
i am afraid to ask but how do you know she is using it as a vibrator? do you sniff and lick it to see if her cunt juice is on it? sicko.
Commented May 13, 2014 by anonymous
Buying a dildo for your daughter can be embarrassing for you and her. I kind of had a similar issue with my daughter, she kept using the wii remote to have orgasms (apparently there is a hack to make the wii remote constantly vibrate) I always knew she was doing this, but I never said anything, because kids masturbating is very normal. However, my daughter failed to clean it properly, and eventually her vaginal fluids gummed up the buttons. Needless to say, this pissed me off. So....I had to think of a way to get my daughter a vibrator...that isnt actually a vibrator. The answer: an electric toothbrush! Seriously, I got it for her as a gift, hoping she would start using it instead of my wii remotes. It worked great.
Commented May 11, 2014 by anonymous
Yes and is even cheaper that your expensive vaccum cleaner
Commented May 11, 2014 by anonymous
Good idea!!!
Commented May 10, 2014 by anonymous
Get the best for her....buy A Dyson.
Commented May 9, 2014 by anonymous
why do people take blatant fantasies seriously? I dont get it.
Commented May 8, 2014 by Sir
no leave her alone and no she can not get electrocuted , she is exploring her body in the privacy of her own room ALONE , it could be worse she could be out being a whore for every man that smiles at her and your " valuable vacuum " will not be hurt either
Commented May 7, 2014 by anonymous
fuck yea, i love me some young pink pearls
Commented May 6, 2014 by anonymous
Okay no just talk to her but dont make it awkward like most parents do. And btw you should probably put that somewhere she cant find it.
Commented May 6, 2014 by tough1
If I were there I would have provided help in getting her off.
Commented May 5, 2014 by anonymous
Maybe just buy her a dildo?
Commented May 1, 2014 by anonymous
Wow
Commented May 1, 2014 by anonymous
thats what im thinking! ive used clit pumps and those hurt me, i cannot imagine how a woman can find pleasure from getting her clit sucked by an actual vacuum. but i digress. my advice for the parent, put the vacuum somewhere where she cannot access it. THEN buy her an electric toothbrush as a gift, that way if she is going to use objects to have orgasm with, this is the safest bet. its less embarrassing than buying a vibrator.
Commented May 1, 2014 by anonymous
It is too scary to use this thing.
Commented May 1, 2014 by anonymous
it was a home abortion. shes a massive whore slut
Commented May 1, 2014 by anonymous
hey, if you choose the 50 year old perv over the vacuum, i will volunteer! i love the taste of a young, pink hard clit.
Commented May 1, 2014 by anonymous
get over it asshole, she is a teenage girl, they all masturbate and explore new or different techniques. would you rather your precious little princess get her clit sucked on by a 50 year old pervert??? or the vacuum??? and as far her as juices gumming up the works, just CLEAN IT OUT, leave her be.
Commented May 1, 2014 by anonymous
if she is a senior in high school, take a pic of her doing it, then submit it to her year book committee. parents love embarrassing their kids.
Commented May 1, 2014 by anonymous
It is a Kirby. That specific model cost over $2,000. I am fully aware my daughter is masturbating, but I want her to stop doing it with the vacuum. I thought about talking to my sister about it, because she is like a mother figure to her, but it is just...awkward.
Commented Apr 30, 2014 by anonymous
It is an electrofux
Commented Apr 30, 2014 by anonymous
Here is what everyone really wants to know: is it a Dyson? And are they really that much better?
Commented Apr 30, 2014 by anonymous
Nice
Commented Apr 30, 2014 by anonymous
thats fucking hot, how old is she?! and if your worried about your precious vacuum getting gummed up with her pussy juice, i suggest lick it clean, you know you want to taste her!