Catfight
Posted Apr 19, 2011 by Bitter Roomie | 433 views | 4 comments
While I was younger, I killed the house cat. His name was Mr. Tonto and he was becoming a pest. I hated him and he knew it. I think he hated me back because he was fond of hiding my stuff and dragging my schoolbag all over the house. When he got his stinky paws inside my fishbowl and bit my golden fish I knew he had to go. So, I plotted his downfall. It was easy. I waited till the refuse were been taken away then I bagged him and took him out. Never seen him since.
Commented Jun 22, 2011 by anonymous
sick
Commented Jun 3, 2011 by anonymous
I doubt you killed the cat cats are too hard to kill you can beat them with a hammer and they will not die and cats can get out of anything and sometimes they do not return for many years the only way you can get rid of a cat is not buy food for them but if you refuse to buy food for them then they will annoy you to death.
Commented Apr 20, 2011 by anonymous
Too late to save Mr Tonto now but there were better ways to get rid of him than that. You're a mean person. You'll probably see him in Hell! Wouldn't that be a treat!
Commented Apr 19, 2011 by anonymous
Doesn't it feel great to get that off your chest? RIP Mr. Tonto