Redneck hillbilly troll!

Fuck the details! The more details there are, the more the person is lying. Nuff said.

I was a young kid when this older boy showed me how this calf would suck his cock I started getting my dig licked by the family dog while I jacked off the dog loved my cum. then I discovered that if I got down my brothers dog would lick .my ass then Jim on me and fuck my ass I loved how it felt I was only 8 I would also lay behind my little nephew and rub my cock between his legs rubbing his ass I would rub his little hard cock at the same time I would do that till I came I loved coming on him. I loved playing with his little hard cock.it was tiny but it got hard just like a big cock.I loved sucking it sometimes my other nephews would stay the night and I would fuck them both and have them fuck eax h other. after that all 5 of my nephews would fuck each other then the oldest one got caught fucking my neice and she tiled her mom he was sucking her from behind and she was afraid she was going to get pregnant her mom asked me to talk r o him so I did and he told me about it so it sounded so yummy so we got her to come out to the shed and we put her on a bail of hay and started playing with her we sucked on her tiny its and I licked her pussy while I had her suck my nephews cock.then my nephews fuck her while I kissed her then I got behind him and rubbed my cock against his ass when I came one my neices pussy I licked it off I then asked my neice if she liked it and she said she liked it I hadmy nephew fuck my ass while I played with her pussy then I noticed the dog la lying there send I called him overt and he started licking her then he jumped up on her little pussy and sank his dog cock deep into her pussy. I reached back and started to rub my nephews cock and balls while he was fucking my ass. he came in my ass I love the fill of him cuming in me

what I picture is you wiggling and wiggling trying to keep your genitalia from getting burned.

if I walked in on you I would just sit down and watch and if that candle sticking out your asshole somehow went out I would light it again

Your a faggot dude!

your girl friend is a smart girl to think you are stupid. while funny at the time I hope she has given you the flick cause I think you are gay.

your a faggot for sticking a candle up your ass. queerbait. you prolly get fucked by guys to you gay piece of shit. i hate you

pretty stupid, and a little weird.

I don't think its nice to even talk about such things. aren't a guys genitals extremely delicate? it must have been awful for him and I can't even imagine a fire burning a persons anus, how awful.

some how this is both sad and funny

I guess if a small flame could cook a hamburger with enough time then it could easily cook a little weenie, some little balls and a little anus.

I like details. I wish he would have told us a little more about what got burned and how it felt and what he was thinking while they were cooking.

oooo, a sweet revenge that would be too.

I think he said, twisty candle, try popping one of those out.

First time to know assholes are compared!

Too many details that near the long-awaited end l couldn't remember what the fnckin story was about

your a liar........or your asshole is not working right cuz when I use a candle it keeps popping out so I have to hold it in with my hand

Your girlfriend might have taken a revenge from you.

It is very dangerous to abuse yourself unattended. A candles small flame seems tame but with time it can cook a hamburger. It could have been lots worse for you had your friend not come. It could have been much, much worse had the candles tipped over and started a fire.