> 1. Smarties > 2. Crispy Crunch > 3. The size of our football fields and one less down > 4. Baseball is Canadian > 5. Lacrosse is Canadian > 6. Hockey is Canadian > 7. Basketball is Canadian > 8. Apple pie is Canadian > 9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers butt > 10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts butt > 11. In the war of 1812, started by America, > Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their > 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington. > 12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany. > 13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or > withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER. > 14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over a half hour. > 15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an > American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... > but showed up just in time to get caught. > 16. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface > and is still around as the worlds oldest company. > 17. We don't marry our kin-folk. (OK, maybe once in Nova Scotia) > 18. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, the telephone > and short wave radios that save countless lives each year. > 19. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it. > 20. A Canadian invented Superman. > 21. We have coloured money. > 22. Our beer advertisments kick butt > 23. Coffee Crisp > 24. We don't bomb our allies > 25. Our elections only take one day > 26. We invented zambonis > > BUT MOST IMPORTANT: > > > 27. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. > > > I AM CANADIAN!!!